> All in One 586: Faculty:Student Ratio

Ads

Monday, October 14, 2019

Faculty:Student Ratio

They managed to briefly hit the top of the rankings when they rejected everyone except one applicant, published 5 billion research papers that just said "Hi," and hired one of their graduates for $50 trillion/year (then fired them after 10 microseconds.)

from xkcd.com https://xkcd.com/2215/
via IFTTT

No comments:

Post a Comment

Clear today!

With a high of F and a low of 19F. Currently, it's 20F and Clear outside. Current wind speeds: 8 from the Southwest Pollen: 0 Su...